I am so LOST!
Literally, figuratively or whatever its called LOST.. Like for real! I start work in this new department today, and it is the most confusing place ever! Lemme explain (mind u, I'm not one to speak when it comes to directions et al) BUT this place is a maze! I'm supposed to look for the head of department (all I know is that his name is Derek) so I'm walking around (in circles, I'm sure) asking everyone in a labcoat ( are u dr derek??!) And not only is it retarded and so fucked up, but I'm starting to feel like a complete amature and a pain to all the nurses who keep shrugging "he's around" wtf is around and WHERE is around? Cuz I tell u, I've been all around! And unless there's a whole basement level I'm missing THERE is no place I haven't looked!!
Its been an hour alreaDY!!
Oh Derek where art thoU!! :@
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