Friday, January 2, 2009

Because sharing is caring ;p

Got this FWD the other day:

10 resolutions girls think abt in 2009:

1. Quit your job and wait for a dream career opportunity to present itself. Recession shmecession.
Reality check:

Suck it up and hang on to your gig for now. Appease yourself by taking a class or picking up a hobby that will make your résumé stand out, like learning a foreign language or starting a blog.

2. Lose five pounds.

Reality check: Hot chicks like Jessica Biel, Beyoncé, and ScarJo are proof that toned and curvy is the new skinny.

3. Finally win back your ex-boyfriend.

Reality check: Move on. We give you permission to engage in some rebound relationship therapy.

4. Buy into all the latest trends.

Reality check: Its okay to be a slave to fashion...just be a slave to cheap fashion, rather than dropping serious bank on each and every look. Kick yourself later for wearing it, but dont kick yourself for blowing your paycheck on it.

5. Change your man.

Reality check: While some relationship tweaking is to be expected (hey, few guys are natural-born good kissers), if the words "fixer-upper" and "project" could describe your boyfriend, its time to get real.

6. Triple the number of friends you have on Facebook.

Reality check: Less time stalking your friends friends friends. More time catching up with buddies you actually care about.

7. Dont eat any junk food.

Reality check: Cutting out all unhealthy food from your diet will most likely lead to binge eating, followed by intense guilt, by mid-January.

8. Watch less trashy TV.

Reality check: Zoning out and de-stressing for a bit every night with the help of good bad television is harmless.

9. Save more money.

Reality check: Lets be honest. In this economy, were just happy to be able to pay our rent, gas, and credit card bill.

10. Keep your number down.

Reality check: Nothin wrong with notches on your bedpost, as long as you're being safe. (This came with the post)


- to the real deal xx
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11 comments:

Mi said...

it all evolves on one thing.

I wonder what it is :-s

ĐǻñĎõøðñ said...

7. Dont eat any junk food.

Reality check: Cutting out all unhealthy food from your diet will most likely lead to binge eating, followed by intense guilt, by mid-January.


im totally living by that! =D

BeBe said...

most of them are true :P

Aljoud said...

lol @ 6 and 7 !!
fun stuff! And thank you for caring :p

Nemo said...

i like them lol

Nemo said...

tawni adri el comments t6la3 fe your time zone lol

i was shocked ola 11 pm wla la2 its still 10 pm ashwa :p

Fastidious Babe said...

Mi: that we should be more realistic when making our resolutions?


DanDooon: lool well u should probably tapper it off.. the junk that is :P



BeBe: they all are lol x


Aljoud: i know! the facebook one is totally true XD xx



Nemo: lol laish is 11 too late? :P

desertpalms said...

aham shy the last one

AS LONG AS YOURE BEING SAFE LOOL!!

Ansam said...

LOL hilarious heheheh thats a cool post FB :-)

Fastidious Babe said...

Desertpalms: I knowwww! My exact reaction.. Word for word lol x


Ansam: glad it got u loling ;) xx

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